Every Shore They're Gonna Touch Is Gonna Turn to Solid Gold

My long time great friend Marty and his lovely wife Julie are set to have a baby, and tis' the time for baby showers.

Marty is person I grew up with, a person I was a wide receiver with in football, a guy I spent numerous evenings with in college watching Bevis and Butthead, and one of my old friends who takes a genuine interest in my life. O hell, what am I trying to say, he's the man.

Offspring still scare me b/c I couldn't handle them, but these guys, they're set!