A Hundred Ways to Cover Your Redneck Past

It's always a fun weekend when I run into one of my favorite nephews Timmy. Well there we are after a nice dip in his above ground pool. The purpose of this blog is to explain to antics of a proper weekend with the country boys.

Farmer's Tan - You are damn right that's a farmer's tan, I seem to have a bit of a wedgie too?

The Dune Buggy - 4 banger VW Dune Buggy hauling a$$ down the country roads, crickets poppin' you in the face going in excess of 70 mph.

Budweiser - The king of beers giving me a headache, that's for sure!

Last but not least, 'THE PILE" -- This is a popular tradition in which we burn a massive amount of garbage, the Shiner pyrotechnician if you have it, and the fun and fellowship commences as we watch Timmy magically walk on the ashes!