The lead guitar of the next band reminded me of Ula, from 50 First Dates, which is a pretty funny / 'right on' movie as the hipsters in San Fran would say. Funniest scene in the movie is when he gets the sh*t beat out of him by Lucy with a bat. Anyway that reminded me of the song 'Forgetful Lucy'. I'm not a wordsmith, I sometimes write songs along these lines, funny and fun and of course sentimental, and most definitely sounding like crap. Appendix A has the lyrics.
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Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Appendix A:
Forgetful Lucy Lyrics
The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me the very next day
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboosey
I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey
But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kiss

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