Mama tried to raise me Better, but her pleading, I Denied

Mummy's birthday party was ruined due to a bad case of the gout, therefore making it hard for her to move about. It finally dawned on us to grab the rolling chair out of our store and push her around in that, but nevertheless the party was cancelled.

Mom is very practical, not really hard to please, but really hard to shop for, therefore every year I get her something corny, something that will make her laugh, or something that is cheesy sentimental (me? naw!....) This year I got her this ostrich looking creature, and she seemed to love it.

Here's my beautiful mum with her new bird. It has very long legs!

Other Shiner news, my brother Ronnie loves tomatoes so much, he decides to get a jump on planting them, buys these 'walls of water' to keep the tomatoes insulated enough to grow, even though its a bit too early. He's the coolest organic farmer I know! hahaha

Happy birthday to mom, as I'm typing this up she's hopefully getting some stuff to clear that up.

And by the way, like Tenacious D says, 'The Road is f*cking hard.'