"Next time you see me and jay z at the stoplight, you know that I'm 200,000 up on him because I roll the Altimas" - Chris Rock
Next, rollin' the Altima, Tiff's new Altima to be exact. Silver with black leatha interior, a sweet comfortable ride, a car endorsed many many times by Chris Rock. We drove down to Gruene Hall, as you can tell, New Braunfels is a very German place.
As a sickening episode of American Idol comes to a close, I'll leave you with this somewhat inappropriate quotation, and think about Chris Rocks funny / passionate / skinny ass saying it.
"Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!" - Chris Rock

1 comment:
i need to get me that new bike
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