Top 10 Reasons I Will Never Go Back to Graham Central Station
- To Tolerate the place you have to have a straight tequila night
- Having 5 bars in one leads me to identity crisis, and confuses the shit out of me
- No matter which bar you choose, if you aren't acclimatized to top 40 rubbish, your ears will hate you
- Chicks dancing one the bar 'Coyote Ugly' style is not sexy, it's STUPID! hahaha
- Similary, if the bartender chicks have to wear the equivalent of panties to allure the dudes for publicity and better tips, you're trying too hard
- Williamson County Policy hover around the place looking for drunk drivers like buzzards on a dead armadillo
- anything that reminds me of home that isn't in a small town is only urban cowboy-ish. i.e. sitting on the back of fake beds of trucks, or climbing in a mock 18 wheeler
- line dancing
- a f*cking 6 dollar coverage charge
- age ranges 21-61, and people having more baggage than a two week vacation by Elton John
For the record, I do like country music and country dancin', but just hate most of the places you can partake in this activity. Again, happy birthday doc, may you have a wonderful year.
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11. a karaoke bar where crazy drunk chicks start singing "I Touch Myself" is weird
12. stepping all over piss in the bathroom stalls
13. security staff in hawaiian shirts and cowboy hats riding on golf carts around the parking lot
14. that damn 6 dollar cover
15. wtf! a freakin 6 dollar cover to get in here?!?
16. playing rap music in the country bar section is plain stupid when there's another bar dedicated to playing strictly rap.
17. it reminds me of Dallas Nite Club on crack
18. still can't get over that 6 dollar cover crap!
19. seeing a dude in a cowboy hat and boots grindin on some chick to snoop dogg is not natural
20. see reasons 1-20
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